Not sure about everyone else, but when I first opened the page, I see a background image of a kid in ice skates, face-planted on a frozen pond — and, below the question What can America do for you?, the prefilled text in the search box says Try 'How can I invest in my child's future?'.
And I'll be damned if that doesn't sum up the last 10–12 years.
I've been thinking for awhile trying to find something witty to say but I just keep coming back to how bone-achingly accurate this is.
Our country is on fire and the best thing the Government has for us is a custom ChatGPT bot that will look through it's websites, and probably give you some info from them.
I see the constituent you mean.
((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.
That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.
I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.
What did this constituent dream?
This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of plain language. Not the naked Federal Register that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again. And a case number.
Yes. Constituent…
Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.
((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.
We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.
Once upon a time, there was a constituent.
The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).
It's oddly poetic at times:
You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID.
I used NIST docs and convinced it to teach me about hashing and conduct table top incident responses with me.
I also had a really long discussion with it about the Architects of Capital budgets and walked it back from this year, year by year, to 2021 where it disclosed there were 300M extra dollars spent hardening windows and doors as a part of AOC services. I asked why they needed all that and it shared an OIG PDF. I asked it to read the introduction of said document, which plainly stated the damage was from riots and its prompt classifiers and security outright refused to discuss it lol. I eventually got it to admit to it, but it was very hard and took a few sessions to not hit the classifier because as soon as it did that was it for that session.
Nothing I can do will go as hard as a frontier model with zero safeties. Trust me. They are downright scary in how sneaky they get defeating classifiers and safeties.
America uses AI to find and explain official government information, then cites those sources.
I am not the agency of record and do not decide eligibility.
Answers can be wrong or out of date. Confirm with the cited pages before you act.
Open “How AI works” below the composer, or see the Terms of use.
> What's AI?
Artificial intelligence (AI) is a machine-based system that can, for human-defined goals, make predictions, recommendations, or decisions. Official U.S. sources describe it as computerized systems that work and react in ways often thought to need intelligence—learning, solving problems, and acting under changing conditions.
A common statutory-style definition (used in federal AI policy) is: a system that uses machine and human inputs to perceive environments, build models from that information, and then choose information or actions.
This site uses AI to find and explain government information. Confirm answers with the cited pages before you act.
Let’s go back.
The atoms of the constituent were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the constituent, in her body, which later required a birth certificate.
And the constituent awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother’s body, into the long dream, which issued a Social Security number.
And the constituent was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the constituent was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the constituent was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love and, eventually, a voter registration.
You are the constituent. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love. Eligible, on paper, for several things you have not asked about yet.
> We don’t know exactly who is responsible for the Minecraft reference, but Trump said in a speech that 20-year-old programmer Edward Coristine was a lead engineer on the project. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, you might remember him for his nickname “Big Balls,” or his involvement in Elon Musk’s DOGE.
Not sure about everyone else, but when I first opened the page, I see a background image of a kid in ice skates, face-planted on a frozen pond — and, below the question What can America do for you?, the prefilled text in the search box says Try 'How can I invest in my child's future?'.
And I'll be damned if that doesn't sum up the last 10–12 years.
Same. Saved for posterity: https://imgur.com/a/rfMBEfy
"How do I replace my social security card" with the guy metal detecting the beach, ostensibly searching for it, is pretty great too.
“Which military service is best for me” and “I’m a veteran how do I get care?” being on the same carousel is putting the truth nicely together.
lol and the ai told me it was an artistic choice and it can't explain why it's there ..
I've been thinking for awhile trying to find something witty to say but I just keep coming back to how bone-achingly accurate this is.
Our country is on fire and the best thing the Government has for us is a custom ChatGPT bot that will look through it's websites, and probably give you some info from them.
I'm so tired.
https://ibb.co/Ps3gB5kF
It seems to be cached; it gives the full text to me immediately for all instances of "play Minecraft" inserted as prompt.
That's not a hallucination, it's the Minecraft credits rewritten in a government theme. So it must be hardcoded in for the bants.
TIL. https://minecraft.wiki/w/End_Poem, see End Poem Transcript.
Yeah, this is just an easter egg.
https://america.gov/_astro/block-game-poem.Khrmh8AU.js
https://pastes.io/n8hmwfcs same/similar.
It keeps going if you scroll down:
I will tell the constituent a story.
But not the truth.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of plain language. Not the naked Federal Register that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again. And a case number.
Yes. Constituent…
Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.
((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.
We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.
Once upon a time, there was a constituent.
The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).
It's oddly poetic at times:
You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID.
I mean not that odd, it's a translation of the minecraft one and I believe they hired a decorated poet for that?
This is hardcoded easter egg.
On "play Minecraft" and "play the block game" user inputs, it imports a file (https://america.gov/_astro/block-game-poem.Khrmh8AU.js) which has the full Minecraft ending credits/message in the theme of site.
I used NIST docs and convinced it to teach me about hashing and conduct table top incident responses with me.
I also had a really long discussion with it about the Architects of Capital budgets and walked it back from this year, year by year, to 2021 where it disclosed there were 300M extra dollars spent hardening windows and doors as a part of AOC services. I asked why they needed all that and it shared an OIG PDF. I asked it to read the introduction of said document, which plainly stated the damage was from riots and its prompt classifiers and security outright refused to discuss it lol. I eventually got it to admit to it, but it was very hard and took a few sessions to not hit the classifier because as soon as it did that was it for that session.
Cynically this is a great way for the unhinged admin to train and harden an AI censorship filter :)
If you’re in need of a writing prompt …
Nothing I can do will go as hard as a frontier model with zero safeties. Trust me. They are downright scary in how sneaky they get defeating classifiers and safeties.
No it doesn’t it’s an easter egg and a reference to a text that appears in Minecraft.
I guess America.gov didn't get the memo...
> Are you based on an LLM?
America uses AI to find and explain official government information, then cites those sources.
> What's AI?Artificial intelligence (AI) is a machine-based system that can, for human-defined goals, make predictions, recommendations, or decisions. Official U.S. sources describe it as computerized systems that work and react in ways often thought to need intelligence—learning, solving problems, and acting under changing conditions.
A common statutory-style definition (used in federal AI policy) is: a system that uses machine and human inputs to perceive environments, build models from that information, and then choose information or actions.
This site uses AI to find and explain government information. Confirm answers with the cited pages before you act.
This is the dialog that plays when you beat Minecraft but in the context of the government
Lots of this reads as if it's riffing on Minecraft's End Poem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_Poem
Odds that no one naturally discovered this, and the first post was clever marketing so that anyone would ever know this site exists?
Why is there a photo of a kid laying face down on ice?
One excerpt:
Let’s go back. The atoms of the constituent were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the constituent, in her body, which later required a birth certificate. And the constituent awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother’s body, into the long dream, which issued a Social Security number. And the constituent was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the constituent was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the constituent was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love and, eventually, a voter registration. You are the constituent. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love. Eligible, on paper, for several things you have not asked about yet.
Also try "take me back to firstgov"
> We don’t know exactly who is responsible for the Minecraft reference, but Trump said in a speech that 20-year-old programmer Edward Coristine was a lead engineer on the project. If that name doesn’t ring a bell, you might remember him for his nickname “Big Balls,” or his involvement in Elon Musk’s DOGE.
https://techcrunch.com/2026/09/29/america-gov-gets-really-we...
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49893509
I was ready to hate this. But I thought the photos were well done, and most surprisingly, celebrated the diversity of cultures and classes in the US.
It seems like a fundamentally good idea.
NYC launched one in 2003, however, I think it was far too early and the chatbot was easy o misuse and cost a lot.
3 years later both the tech and the ability to restrict it makes it far more feasible.
> NYC launched one in 2003
2023? 2026 is more than "3 years later" from 2003, I hope.
it starts all nice, but then government will start denying you banking, education, gas, transport
... and forcefully conscripting you to army
or gulag / ghetto / Auschwitz, you name it.
look what is happening in Ukraine.
Wacky
Hotdog
What a surprise