Think about it: the most powerful CEOs in the world — Apple, Microsoft, Meta, Google, OpenAI — all sitting at one table with Trump, taking turns flattering him while deciding the future of speech, knowledge, and AI. It should have been the biggest meme on the internet, but somehow it barely made a ripple. Maybe the platforms don’t want us laughing at it. Maybe it’s too scary to confront. So we built All-You-Can-Suck-Up Buffet — an 8-bit satire game where compliments are your only weapon and the stakes are our digital future. If the memes won’t spread, maybe the game will.
Think about it: the most powerful CEOs in the world — Apple, Microsoft, Meta, Google, OpenAI — all sitting at one table with Trump, taking turns flattering him while deciding the future of speech, knowledge, and AI. It should have been the biggest meme on the internet, but somehow it barely made a ripple. Maybe the platforms don’t want us laughing at it. Maybe it’s too scary to confront. So we built All-You-Can-Suck-Up Buffet — an 8-bit satire game where compliments are your only weapon and the stakes are our digital future. If the memes won’t spread, maybe the game will.
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